Maine resident Phelan Moonsong is giddy because he was allowed to have his Driver's License photo taken featuring something special to him.
What is it?
Molly?
His dog?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Cyndi?
A feathered headdress?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Fluffy?
A fright wig?
Hostmaster: incorrect. Here's a hint. He's a pagan priest.
Fluffy?
A floral head wreath?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Bryan?
A suit made of pine boughs?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Cyndi?
A black robe?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Molly?
He's naked?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Bryan?
A goat skin?
Hostmaster: close.
Fluffy?
Goat horns?
Hostmaster: correct. You see, according to pagan priest Moonsong, his goat horns are to him as a habit is to a nun. He wears them all the time except when he is bathing or sleeping. The horns are his "spiritual antennae" and wearing the horns around helps him teach others about paganism.
Wouldn't it be easier to wear one of those
lapel ribbons?
He's representing his deeply held
beliefs. Would you tell a
Catholic priest to wear a
lapel ribbon?
The man has plastic horns stuck
to his forehead. Are you seriously
comparing that to a priest's collar?
to his forehead. Are you seriously
comparing that to a priest's collar?
All religions are equal.
Hostmaster: the Maine Secretary of State apparently ok'd the horns because they don't obscure his
face in the photo.
What do pagans believe
and where do goats fit in?
and where do goats fit in?
The Satan statues put up in Detroit
and the Oklahoma Capital
building have goat horns.
It doesn't matter. It's
his religion.
Let's keep our eyes
peeled for guys wearing
goat horns, then we can get
our awareness raised first hand.
his religion.
Let's keep our eyes
peeled for guys wearing
goat horns, then we can get
our awareness raised first hand.
So ends another round of Pop Culture Frenzy.
Round 54
Fluffy/Molly 22
Bryan/Cyndi 21
Goat horns..oh, well. This is not the weirdest thing that's happened in 2016!
ReplyDeleteThis I saw in the news. The guy's a horse's ass.
ReplyDeleteHe should never take the horns off ! If they mean that much to him he should wear them all the time.
ReplyDeleteCyndi oh Cyndi, I have known so many people who acts just like Cyndi in California.
cheers, parsnip
There are satan statues at those capitals? What's the world coming to?
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