He got pinned under a set of princess dumbbells?
He got offered a modeling contract?
He fell on the treadmill and got
his tongue caught in the gears?
Hostmaster: close. Well, in a way. Here's a hint. Weight plate.
I sure hope I'm wrong.
He inserted his member in
the weight plate hole?
Hostmaster: correct. You might call it an exclusive membership.
A musclehead's knothole!
There's a hole,
there's a hole, there's a hole!
How did he get, um, out of the weight plate?
The excitement waned and he faded
into Worm history!
Hostmaster: not exactly. He required some help from firemen and their tools. Here's a visual.
I predict that new warning labels
will appear in weight rooms all
over the world.
This round is over.
Read about the gym rat's adventure here.