You see, those scrawny flashlights that serve just fine indoors are of no use to illuminate the woods surrounding the homestead. So we got this fantabulous LED flashlight with ergonomic pistol grip to handle the job.
Now Lily has some gleaming back up. Those ugly accusations of her being all bark at the dark, will see the light of day, so to speak. Now, what-the-heck-she-is-barking-at will be on full brilliant display. Yes, if something is lurking, it will be in our spot light.
What is glowing out there? It's the little oak!
Lily has prepared a statement.
I wasn't barking at the oak tree, for crying out loud. Tell you what. I'll keep barking. You keep waving your fancy flashlight around. Together, maybe we can dispel the darkness surrounding us. Don't let my life's work be in vain. I'm counting on your collaboration here.
OK Lily. We got the power of brightness and aren't afraid to use it. Check out this wall mounted holster! Team Effulgent is ever at the ready.
Besides the young oak tree, what have we gleamed upon so far, you ask?
Well, the awesome flashlight has illuminated a couple of deer, and an assorted bunch of nothing. One night though, there was something skulking under a pine tree near the duck house. With trepidation, I cocked and aimed the super flashlight expecting to behold the evil visage of my nemesis, The Fisher.
It was only a opossum. A benign presence. This time...