Pop Culture Frenzy, Round 90

 Welcome once again to Pop Culture Frenzy.   Eight days till Christmas, it's forty some degrees outside and raining.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.  What say you? 

Cyndi?

The White Christmas trope is so full of aggression,

 it makes me physically ill.  It is loaded with intolerance, exclusion,

 white privilege and white supremacy.

   Cyndi is a bimbo loaded with leftist cliches and moronic sanctimony.  

She should get implants.

  Cyndi's Pebbles hairdo screams Neanderthal.

 Can't we all just get along?

   You are all evil.

 Uh huh.  I don't particularly like snow.  

Many humans seem to find it pretty 

when they aren't complaining about driving in it.

   I like a good snowball fight.

 Of course you do.  You are full of hostility toward 

anyone who isn't exactly like you.

 Not really.  She throws a lot of snowballs at me.

 I like the way my pee melts a tunnel in the snow.

 You are a dirty dog.

Thank you.

I like snow.  

Christmas is about Jesus our brother kind and good.  

Thank you, Molly.  

Merry Christmas everyone.

Pop Culture Frenzy, Round 86

 Welcome once again to Pop Culture Frenzy.  We have been on hiatus for a long time.  It started with the COVID lockdowns.  We were, of course, deemed nonessential. Now, we're back at it.  On to our question.

What did you do during the lockdowns?

Molly?

                             I spent some time thinking about the meaning of life and stuff. 

Hostmaster:  Fluffy? 

 I wrote a book.

Hostmaster:  Bryan?

I took up day drinking.

Hostmaster:  Cyndi?

I supported the efforts to keep everyone safe.

Hostmaster:  fascinating.  Molly got deep, Byran got drunk, Fluffy got busy, Cyndi became a Karen.  I must say you guys are predictable.  I took a trip cross country, as the crow flies, so to speak.  There are advantages to being a bird, that's for sure. 

What lovely things did you see and do?

That's classified.  This round is now over for security reasons.

Thanksgiving is Tomorrow

 

Glory be to the Father and
the Son and the Holy Spirit.
As it was in the beginning is
now and ever shall be world
without end. 

Amen.

Pop Culture Frenzy, Round 85

Welcome once again to Pop Culture Frenzy.   Let's go right to our question.

A couple of weeks ago, the Department of Agriculture in Washington State found something sinister in a dead tree.  What was it?

Molly?

A squirrel nest?

Hostmaster:  incorrect.  

Bryan?

Ballots?

Hostmaster:  incorrect.

Fluffy?

A witch's spice rack?

Hostmaster:  incorrect.

Cyndi?

A homeless person's valuables.

Surely a homeless person would keep

 his valuables on him.

 It's dangerous out there.

Better to risk getting burgled than get mugged for a

 rabbit's foot and half an Oreo, right?

Maybe he had valuables that are difficult to carry. 

 Like a sofa.  Some hollow trees are pretty big.  

Hey!  Did the Dept of Ag find a homeless person

 squatting in the dead tree?

Hostmaster:  you guys are way off.  It was murder hornets.  Some private property was cleared to build on and they discovered the hornets in a dead tree.  

Build your dream home in a dead tree!

Murder Hornet Glen. 

 What a great name for a subdivision!

Hostmaster:  true.  Anyway, official guys wearing chain mail hazmat suits went and took the hornets out.  

I read somewhere they attached tracking 

beacons on the hornets with dental floss.

I wonder how they muzzled the hornets while doing that.

  They are supposedly dangerous after all.

Hostmaster: tiny stanchions, I guess.  They caught a few of them and tied the radio trackers on and followed them to the nest.  This is how they found out about that dead tree.  They vacuumed out most of the hornets then caught the rest with a net.  All 85 hornets survived the ordeal.  They are keeping them for research.

 

What about the tree?

Hostmaster:  they will cut it down and study it.  They find it especially interesting because murder hornets usually nest on the ground.  

Why don't they just leave them alone?

Hostmaster:  they are a threat to native bees.

  

They only murder bees?

Hostmaster:  pretty much.  Their sting hurts other critters but most don't die.  Only about 18 people die from murder hornet stings in Asia per year.  

Asia is a big place.

    

They seem almost more sinister than squirrels.

This round is over.

Round 85

Fluffy/Molly   39

Bryan/Cyndi    39

Pop Culture Frenzy, Round 84

Welcome once again to Pop Culture Frenzy.  Today's topic is boozy.

Many bars come up with gimmicks for Happy Hour.  A few months ago the Fusion Club in Dubai had a rather unusual one.
What was it?
Molly?

Free drink with squirrel pelt?

Hostmaster:  incorrect.
Bryon?

Two for one if you drink it through a mask?

Hostmaster:  incorrect
Fluffy?

Drink the first drink standing on your head

 and the second one's free?

It's dangerous to stand on your head. 

 The cervical spine is not designed to hold your weight.

Speaking of weight.  Fat people can drink more. 

 Charge less by the pound!

Hostmaster:   close.  The Fusion Club promotion was free drinks for women based on how much they weigh.  The more they weigh, the more free drinks they received!

Fat shaming.

More like fat privilege.

I heard that some people in South Africa collect

 elephant poop and put it in gin.

Interesting nose.

 Let's see....woody, earthy, fruity, crappy..

This round is over.

Round 84

Fluffy/Molly   39    

Bryon/Cyndi    39