Pop Culture Frenzy, Round 28

Welcome once again to Pop Culture Frenzy.  Let's get on with it.

Penn State is all agog.   No, not more tawdry locker room goings-on.  A junior at Penn along with a sidekick have themselves a sort of circus act.  They're getting more likes on Facebook than the Penn State mascot.  She has even been interviewed on the hard hitting "news" source, NPR.

What and with whom is she doing to garner all this attention?
Fluffy?

 

She started a Nerd Walking Service?  You know,

like a dog walking service but with nerds.

 

That's so insensitive and hateful.

 

 

 

 

Hostmaster:  oh boy.  Incorrect, Fluffy.

Cyndi?

 

 

 

 

 

 

What?

Oh.

She's raising awareness of Women's Rights

by wearing a dress made of

sanitary napkins?

 

 

 

 

 

Hostmaster:  eww. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

With tampon earrings to complete the ensemble!

 

 

 

 

 

Hostmaster:  Yes, the benefits of higher education include time to sit around, get high and watch MSNBC.  Geez, I almost hope this student is high.
Incorrect, Cyndi.

Molly?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know about this because I
 try to keep up on squirrel news.

Sneezy the Penn State Squirrel

wears hats and holds things.
 This student takes his picture

adds a caption, and posts it online.

The student claims the squirrel does

it all willingly for food.

 

 

 

 

 

Hostmaster:  correct.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What sort of captions?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stuff like, "We're Ready to go Back

to School!" with a picture of

the squirrel holding a pencil.  

 

 

 

 

Hostmaster:  higher education takes another hit. Give the squirrel some lines from Candide?  Nah.  Hand him a pencil.  Clever rated to preschool level.

 

 

 

 

 

 

They're selling stuff too.

There's a picture of the squirrel

next to a little toy store

wearing a straw hat with flowers

on it.  The whole thing is

undignified even for

a squirrel, it seems to me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, if you want to see this freak show, be sure to visit FB soon!

This squirrel won't be around much longer.

It's only a matter of time before he dashes into the road for a

potato chip and is run down by a garbage truck

or fails to see the shadow of an approaching

 raptor because the brim of a stupid

 hat is blocking his view.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So ends another round.

I hear squirrel is tasty.  I'll bet Molly has some recipes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You bet I do! 

Fluffy, you brought your car, right?

  Let's get some lunch!

 

Let's not
 brake for lunch.
I'll bring the chips!
 

 

 

 

 

 

Round 28

Fluffy/Molly  14

Bryan/Cyndi   10