Oscar Meyer has introduced a new app. What is it?
Molly?
Images of hot dogs with mustard?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Cyndi?
Hot dogs are bad for you.
Oscar Meyer should encourage
people to eat vegetables.
They won't because
they are motivated by greed.
they are motivated by greed.
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Fluffy?
The Oscar Meyer Wiener song?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Molly?
Braunschweiger molded into
a pig shape? No, wait.
I know! Bacon!
Hostmaster: correct. It's the Wake up and Smell the Bacon app. It features the sound and aroma of bacon cooking in a pan.
A friend of mine got to preview this Bacon app.
There's a special device needed to activate
the smell. My friend says the odor is
more old pig farmer's boots
than bacon. The
bacon sizzling sound is
pretty good though.
I need this app. Those idiots
messed with the clocks again.
I'm a bird of the lark style
for crying out loud. I
need light in the morning to
wake up and sing.
What in tarnation do
I need another hour of light
at night for?
Round 24
Fluffy/Molly 12
Bryan/Cyndi 10
I need my extra hour of sleep back.
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We need to get rid of that daylight savings crap.
ReplyDeleteRight after a bacon and honey mustard sandwich.
I heard about that bacon app!
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