Sunday, July 14, 2013

Pop Culture Frenzy, Round 14

Welcome once again to Pop Culture Frenzy.  Here's our question.



The Coca-Cola Company has released a new bottle for distribution in Colombia.  What is this new bottle made of?
Molly?





Banana peels?
 
 
 
Hostmaster:  incorrect.
Cyndi?
 
 
 
 
Flower petals?
 
 
 
Hostmaster:  incorrect.
Bryan?
 
 
 
 
Recycled ransom notes?
 
 
 
 
Hostmaster:  incorrect.
Fluffy?
 
 
 
 
 
 
Cocaine?
 
 
 
 
Hostmaster:  incorrect.
Molly?
 
 
 
 
 
 
Frozen syrup?
 
 
 
 
Hostmaster:  close.
 
 
 
 
 
Ice?
 
 
 
 
Hostmaster:  correct.
 
 
 
 
 
That bottle has been who knows where.
  Ever taste dirty ice?
 
 
 
 
 
 
You humans are so squeamish.
 
 
 
 
Ha.  That's for sure.  A few seeds on the floor
 and it's the end of civilization as we know it.
  Mice will come in and take over.  But we digress.  
 
 
 
 
 
It's cold to hold ice. 
 
 
 
 
 
There's a sort of rubber band around the
 middle of the bottle to put your tender hand on.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Rubber is a petroleum product.
  They should use flower petals.
  It's ecofriendly.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I doubt the flowers think it's friendly.
  Isn't rubber from rubber trees?
 
 
 
 
 
Not synthetic rubber.
  That's from, like, dangerous lighter fluids.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Um.  Yeah.
  I wonder why Coke did this ice bottle
 business in Colombia.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Maybe it's a goodwill gesture
 to thirsty kidnap victims.
 
 
 
 
 
You're kinda dark, Bryan.  I like that.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I'll say, he's dark.  After being his
 dogwalker for two months
 I quit and became a hair and nail stylist. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Don't hair and nail stylists put
 dangerous lighter fluid type things
 on their customers?
 
 
 
 
 
 
What do you know, Fluffy?
  Look at your hair!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Time to end this round.  There are
 a few things I am squeamish
 about.  One of them is cat fights. 
 
 
 
 
 
Round 14
Fluffy/Molly  7
Bryan/Cyndi  7
 
 
 
 
 
 

5 comments:

  1. Note to self: don't buy the Coke in Colombia.

    Okay, that didn't sound right....

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  2. Very funny. Yes. Hairdressers do use products that go aflame. Since I am one, I do know.

    Hugs and chocolate,
    Shelly

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  3. This was great. Molly is still the smartest. Ice bottles sound wonderful here in the desert.

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  4. You're sure it's not made out of recycled ransom notes?

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  5. A bottle made of ice? I dont see how that would work.

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