She locked him out of the house?
She dragged him sober under the mistletoe?
She realized that it was an intervention and joined AA.
She went out herself to buy beer then ran off with the clerk
never to be heard from again.
She and the clerk drove around like Bonnie and Clyde
robbing liquor stores until the cops shot them to death in their car?
She hired a squirrel to beat him up?
Hostmaster: that's actually close! And close enough.
Here's what happened. He came home without beer. She hit him over the head with a ceramic squirrel. It broke. She took a shard of squirrel and stabbed him with it. When the police arrived, she told them he fell. Unable to explain the blood on her hands, clothes and on the sharp chunk of ceramic in her fist, the police charged her with criminal domestic violence and tossed her in jail.
So ends another round of Pop Culture Frenzy. Now. Whose turn is it to buy the beer?