Jimmy Hoffa, or rather, his remains, are in the news again. It seems some old wise guy suddenly remembered that Hoffa's body was in the floor of a barn somewhere in Oakland Township. The FBI are digging around there right now.
Here's my question. What really happened to Jimmy Hoffa?
He was conked on the head then hung up in the walk-in
refrigerator inside the Machus Red Fox restaurant kitchen.
Later that day, he was featured in the Chef's Special.
Hostmaster: that sure explains why he was last seen at the Red Fox.
He was garroted and now he sleeps with the fishes.
Hostmaster: that is so Godfather.
After waking one morning to find an
engine block in his bed,
he fled. He now works
for the IRS.
Hostmaster: Godfather Part 1 was better than Part 2, that is one of the reasons.
Yeah. He fled and reinvented himself, but as an actor.
You know, like George Raft and Al Pacino.
Hostmaster: there's a method to acting.
He is working at a McDonald's in Kalamazoo.
It's the same McDonald's that Elvis works at.
Hostmaster: curious twist of fate. A non union job.
He went up north and hung around in rough bars.
Eventually he tangled with those guys from Mio
who beat him up and fed his body to pigs.
Hostmaster: I'm hungry. I declare the Chef's Special the winner.
This is the end of Round 13. Who's up for a burger?