What happened?
Fluffy?
Toilet paper cut?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Cyndi?
Erectile Dysfunction?
Viagra claims another victim!
Hostmaster: darn those four hour erections!
Bryan?
He was struck by lightening?
You know, water draws lightening.
A low flow toilet saved his life!
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Molly?
An alligator came up the drain and bit him?
Hostmaster: close.
Cyndi?
A snake?
Hostmaster: correct. The guy was in his bathroom doing his business when a Ball Python appeared under his, er, business.
You can't make this stuff up.
Round 78
Fluffy/Molly 38
Bryan/Cyndi 37
Oh My Goodness I thought the alligator one would be true.
ReplyDeleteYou just can't make this stuff up.
parsnip
Yikes!
ReplyDeleteAlways count on it to be a Florida Man.