They have their own version of Punxsutawney Phil. He is called Pisgah Pete. What is different about Pete?
I read about this Pete. He's a white squirrel
with a passion for odds making.
It's claimed that he's called the winner
of the Superbowl four times in a row.
Not sure about his skill predicting weather though.
This is just shameless abuse of an
innocent animal for greed.
Squirrels are more energetic than groundhogs
and arguably more photogenic. It's a smart move.
Squirrels are more sneaky
and more spiteful than groundhogs.
It's reprehensible and criminal.
Quick! Call PETA!
Aren't white squirrels kind of unusual?
Maybe he's an albino
Hostmaster: no. I've seen a picture of him. He doesn't have pink eyes. He's probably just a very light gray squirrel. Apparently there are many of these "white" squirrels in Brevard.
The town has exploited this animal for selfish gain.
He's probably a genetic misfit due to Climate Change.
Here's a burning question.
Can Global Warming and Groundhog Day
We're ignoring the true horror here.
This is obviously a case of white privilege!
That's not all!
This squirrel is Jimmy the Greek reincarnated
encouraging suckers to lose their shirts!
We're talking reprehensible horror.
Squirrels running a whole town.
Now that's horror!
This round is over.
Read about Brevard and their squirrels here and here