Pop Culture Frenzy, Round 75

Welcome once again to Pop Culture Frenzy.  Today's question is pop governmental in nature.

The TSA has a new policy regarding the dogs working for them.
What is it?
Cyndi?

They're going to ban pointy eared

dogs because they scare children.

Hostmaster:  sadly, true.  Well, almost true.  According to TSA spokeswoman Lisa Farbstein, there is no official document documenting this.  However, the tenderhearted folks running the TSA are worried that children are distressed by dogs with ears that stand up.

Nobody is supposed to bother a working dog.  

What is going on?  Are children in airports

trying to pet a dog while he's sniffing

 for explosives or what?

Interesting decision.

 It's not traumatizing enough

 to be felt up by TSA personnel.

  Let's not ban the TSA's inappropriate

 touching of children.  

We must save the children

 from observing dogs with prick ears.

  You can't make this stuff up.

Who is teaching children to be afraid of dogs anyway?

You can't help but notice that some voices are telling 

children to be afraid of police.  These are police dogs.

Please. 

 Don't get Cyndi started on evil white cops!  

How did they determine that children

 are afraid of pointy eared dogs?  

Hostmaster:  it is unclear.  It's almost as though some fed folk were brain storming at a staff meeting and just up and decided children fear pointy ears.  The Rudolph effect, perhaps.

Usually they at least come up with a

 bogus study to back up their goofy proclamations. 

 Hey!  They are streamlining government!

Everybody knows that Dobermans have

 their ears cut so they stand up so they look more scary.

That may be, but do we have to go along and be scared?

This ear thing is the canine version

 of "toxic masculinity."

What will they do about German Shepherds 

and Belgian Shepherds?

  Deny them a job because of their appearance?

Gee, aren't there like, laws against that sort of thing?

Not for dogs.  Come on!  

Children shouldn't have to be exposed to scary things.

Wait.  Scary, like ears?  

I try not to say mean things but

 I've always thought there was something wrong with you.

You have pointy ears!

hahahaha

  You are funnier than usual today, Cyndi.

She's never funny.  

Anyway, I'm confused.  I thought everybody said

pit bulls were the bad dogs. 

  

Molly honey, pit bulls have floppy ears

 but sometimes have their ears trimmed 

and propped. It's like with Dobermans. 

If you try to understand this, you will hurt your head.

She has pointed ears!

She's a collie.

 You are so stupid; you are afraid of Lassie.

Of course Cyndi is scared of Lassie.
  She's a sheep.

That's enough of this round. 

Round 75
Fluffy/Molly 37  
Bryan/Cyndi   35

Yes.  Fear the pointed ears!!