What kind of water did he sell to the fancy folk for 38 bucks a pop?
Fluffy?
Pomegrante water?
Hostmaster: incorrect. That is so yesterday's super food.
Molly?
Bird bath water?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Cyndi?
Broccoli sprout water?
Hostmaster: incorrect. You guys aren't going to get this without a hint. Consider other edible things that are offered at fairs. Then consider how the water that accompanies these items might be marketed as the latest health craze. Put on your entrepreurial thinking cap.
Bryan?
Beer backwash water.
Hostmaster: incorrect. You're thinking like a vulgar hick. You must think like a marketing genius.
Molly?
Elephant ear water?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Bryan?
Hot dog water?
Hostmaster: correct.
That's not fair. You gave hints and
he got an extra chance.
Hostmaster: alert the media! Ms. Broccoli Water has discovered that Pop Culture Frenzy isn't fair!
In case you forgot Cyndi, Bryan is on your team.
Tell you what, if it'll ease your sense of justice,
feel free to renounce your point for this round.
Forget it. Justice schmustice.
All decisions rendered by the Hostmaster are final
and not subject to review. This round is over.
Round 69
Fuffy/Molly 34
Bryan/Cyndi 32
Read about the master salesman here.
I was actually thinking marijuana water.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one!
DeleteVery clever Bryan!
ReplyDeleteI'd want Bryan on my team.
DeleteThis is so yucky.
ReplyDeleteI look forward to your Friday posts. Sometimes I know about them, this one I didn't.
cheers, parsnip
Yep. Imagine paying $38 dollars for a swig of hot dog water. Of value only for high yuck factor...
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