Who should star in it?
Cyndi?
There was that alt right propaganda movie
last year. They need to get the truth out.
Ashley Judd should play Hillary.
Hostmaster: Ashley Judd certainly has a flair for righteous indignation. Good choice.
Fluffy?
Chelsea Handler would make
a good Hillary. They share a similar
pale faux feminist arrogance.
Hostmaster: and a similar squirrelly voice.
Bryon?
Here's an idea for the Halloween season.
They should do the movie from
Vince Foster's point of view.
Trouble is, the only actors I
can think of to play him are dead.
Hostmaster: Seth Rich isn't available either.
Molly?
You want scary? How about starring
that woman who has her picture taken
while on the toilet. You know,
the one who is mean to her
dog and her little sister?
Good choice. The camera does
love Lena Dunham. Personally,
I think Megan Kelly should play Hillary.
Megan has that slimy former attorney vibe
that could really bring the role to life.
Round 62
Fluffy/Molly 30
Bryon/Cyndi 27
Or we can just see it not made and try to forget the whole thing.
ReplyDeleteHostmaster says as long as Hillary Clinton keeps herself in the public eye, she is fodder for Pop Culture Frenzy.
DeleteNo no no no no winney movie.
ReplyDeleteHillary would never let anyone play her but herself !
cheers, parsnip
You're probably right, Parsnip. It must be Hillary herself, no one else will do! LOL
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