One sculpture on display in front of a popular restaurant has spawned outrage. The main complaint is that the sculpture is offensive.
What is this offensive sculpture?
Molly?
Jesus?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Bryan?
Satan?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Fluffy?
Buddha?
Hostmaster: incorrect. OK. It's not an offensive religious thing.
Cyndi?
Benjamin Franklin?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Fluffy?
Ulyssies S Grant?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Bryan?
Plymouth Rock?
Hostmaster: incorrect. OK. It has nothing to do with offensive American history.
Molly?
A squirrel?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Bryan?
A sand dollar?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Cyndi?
A Black Lives Matter protester?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
A police officer?
Hostmaster: incorrect. Must I give you a hint?!
Let's just go eat.
First, let's just go to the beach and
build an offensive sand sculpture
of Hostmaster.
of Hostmaster.
I need a potty break.
This is just another example of objectifying women.
Mermaids are mythical creatures, not women.
It makes sense that mermaids
have big boobs for buoyancy.
Where do mermaids go to the bathroom?
This round is over.
Here's the story on Sandy the volumtuous mermaid.
Round 49
Fluffy/Molly 21
Bryan/Cyndi 19
Bryan's theory on buoyancy makes sense. And of course Molly wouldn't like a squirrel!
ReplyDeleteI knew this one. I read about it.
ReplyDeleteHappy to note Molly is still in the lead.
cheers, parsnip and thehamish
Hey--what's wrong with squirrels?
ReplyDeletePoor Molly. Anyone going to take her out? I agree squirrels can be offensive! LOL
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