Sunday, March 6, 2016

Pop Culture Frenzy, Round 44

Welcome once again to Pop Culture Frenzy.  There's a Let's Detest Donald Trump mania going around. 

Several celebrities have promised/threatened to leave the country if Donald Trump is elected president. Who are these people? Bonus question: is their leaving a good thing or a bad thing?

Miley Cyrus. 
She won't be missed
The USA can do with one
less skank.
Why is her tongue always
hanging out?  I thought
 humans cooled themselves with
 sweat through the skin.
Hostmaster:  Fluffy.  How about you explain this to our naïve friend later -in private.
She's not a skank.  She is
just expressing herself as
an adult.  Being a child star
she was held back from
 growing up.  People can't
handle that she is an adult
sexual being now.
Hostmaster:  all righty.  Cyndi, do you have a new answer to the main questions?  
Cher.  She would be a
great loss to American
Culture.  What a talent. 
What a strong woman.
Certainly, the greatest
loss would be her insightful
tweets about Trump.  You know, like
how he is a #~&*^_#!!

Hostmaster:  Byran?

Whoopie Goldberg.  No loss.
She is a spent force.  Once she
was funny.  Now she sits around on
 that TV show looking like an angry bull
dyke making unbelievably pompous
ignorant statements.  My personal
favorite is her declaration that Roman Polanski
 didn't "rape" rape that thirteen year old girl. 
Then there's the goofy race accusations. 
She ought to join up with Al Sharpton.
Hostmaster:  Sharpton has said he'd leave the US if Trump is elected president too.  Maybe he and Whoopie could start a Racial Justice Company in their new  home country.

If they made a horror movie with
bobble head monsters,  Al Sharpton should star.
He scares me.  

  Let's end this round.  Celebrities bore me.  How about some brunch.  Mimosas are on me!
Round 44
Fluffy/Molly  20
Bryan/Cyndi   18


  1. This was a great post. All the people that threatened to leave, should whether Trump is president or not.Their kind hasn't helped our country anyway. Let them go muck up someplace else.

    1. Thanks. I'm reminded of that old saying, America. Love it or leave it.

  2. Well I can say this- we don't want Whoopi or Miley here.

    1. They'll be like Hyman Roth in the Godfather. Nobody will take them in.

  3. What a great post today !
    I hope CNN would post on all the people who would leave if Trump wins I think would help people decide to vote for Trump.
    If all these people pledge to leave and have tickets in hands. Especially Al !
    Alex Baldwin said he would leave the country if bubba Clinton was impeached and we should stone Henry Hyde to death and then go to his house and kill his wife and children and their families. Sounds like ISIS to me.
    So if these people want to leave please go ! Please go even if Trump loses. If you are a liberal movie star you can say and do whatever you want.

    cheers, parsnip

    1. If I wasn't in such poor health I might think of moving back to Japan. Elections are one month of screaming and yelling and then everyone votes sounds good to me.

    2. Yep. To those who pledge to leave, all I have to say is good-bye.

      I sure like the sound of just one month of campaign shouting. Not sure we could pull that off here. Does Japan have a Parlimentary set up?

  4. I love this one, Lynn! I've often wondered, if we knew what our animal friends were thinking, how we'd feel about it.

    I have to agree with Fluffy and Molly. I heard Miley is planning a naked concert--not just her being naked onstage, but the audience would be naked, too. What's next? Will they be sniffing each others' butts?

    1. I hear you, Norma! Our animal friends must spend a lot of time scratching their heads over our antics.

  5. Wow, I'm not touching any of this with a ten foot pole. Even Molly was over the top! :)