Most of you commoners are no doubt unaware of a major breakthrough in luxury toothpaste. A company called Theodent has presented a fabulous new flavor of toothpaste that can best be described as a sweet dream come true.
What flavor is this incredible toothpaste?
Molly?
Bacon?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
You are thinking with your dog palate. I gave you a hint. Sweet. Try again.
OK. Let's see, sweet.
Honey?
Hostmaster: incorrect. But nice try.
Cyndi?
Strawberry?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Fluffy?
Chocolate?!
Hostmaster: correct.
That can't be good for your teeth.
Ya think?
It's not chocolate like a candy bar.
The flavor comes from a substance found in the cacao plant
which is where chocolate is derived.
Theodent mixed this substance with some mineral
that will presumably strengthen tooth enamel. The actual
ingredients are patented and therefore secret.
You are expected to take on faith that this cacao mix
is a better way to brush. It's great for the whole
family! It's OK to swallow!
No dangerous fluoride side effects!
Available at Whole Foods for
just $99.99 per tube!
Trust us!
After all, POTUS buys
his arugula at Whole Foods.
Be sweet to your teeth!
Buy a tube today!
Buy a tube today!
Remember,
if it sounds too good to be true
it's worth the hefty price tag!
Sigh. So ends this round.
I've got a hankering for chocolate.
Who's up for Mozart Black shots?
Round 24
Fluffy/Molly 13
Bryan/Cyndi 10
That's about ninety six bucks too expensive for toothpaste!
ReplyDelete$99.99 for a tube of toothpaste? How big is it?
ReplyDeleteI have the same question as Norma.
ReplyDeleteIf it came in a 5 gallon bucket it might be worth the price.
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