So, what's this about Santa is white?
Beats me. Like his skin color changes who he is?
Speaking of creating outrage. How come PETA isn't
an end to reindeer abuse?
Where's the Unions yelling
about Santa's Elves' working conditions?
Yeah. And where's OSHA and the EPA on this?
And DHS. And what about cities with ordinances
against stopping standing and parking on residential rooftops?
And surely entering a domicile via the chimney
goes against SOMEBODY's sensibilities.
Good thing Santa is a magic elf.
Just imagine how bad it could get without that magic.