So,

 

I used to worry that the trail camera would show something upsetting, like an owl catching a rabbit.

Now I worry that an alien spacecraft is landing in my yard.

Lily says

 Yesterday I was going to chase a skunk.  Lynn said if I caught it, a long hard bath would follow.

I don't always heed Lynn's threats, but when I do, baths are involved.  

Lily says

 

Bossy people are like dogs who bark at the wind.

Spring is in the Air...

 He's wearing a tie...

He's got a date! 

It's a Fisher

 Finally.  The trail camera caught a fisher!

Lily Observes

 

Some people are like a dog who chews the squeaker out of a toy

then keeps trying to make the toy squeak.

More Lily Truisms

 

He who argues against common sense 

is sure to say dumb things.

Lily Truisms

A person who holds a grudge is like a dog who keeps barking long after an intruder has gone.