Suddenly, out of nowhere. A hit to the wrist! A hit to the ankle!
Lily, a witness at the scene said, "it was bizarre. Totally unprovoked. A coordinated attack. Dastardly. The gardener didn't have a chance. "
"Later", Lily continued, "I heard the gardener cursing. It seems that calamine lotion has limited effectiveness on the swelling and itching, especially when spilled on the bathroom rug."
This local resident remarked that some bugs go a little crazy this time of year.