What sort of biological weapons were they working on?
Molly?
Making bombs out of porcupine quills?
Hostmaster: incorrect. That would make some nasty shrapnel.
Bryan?
Taking the contents of port-a-potties and shooting
them from a high pressure hose?
Hostmaster: ew. No.
Fluffy?
Replacing vaccinations with
scorpion venom?
Hostmaster: hmmm.
Cyndi?
Poison mushrooms sprinkled on donuts?
You still trying to kill cops?
I thought you quit Antifa.
Shut up, Bryan.
You are the poster boy of toxic masculinity.
Why thank you.
The government should figure out how
to harness toxic masculinity. Then there
would be peace in the world!
Such peace would cause a feminist uprising.
Hostmaster: true that.
Molly?
Squirrels armed with nuts?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Bryan?
Putting poison ivy oil
in bubble bath?
Hostmaster: incorrect. It was ticks. They want to know if the government was experimenting with diseased ticks for use as a weapon.
Wow.
Maybe when those LSD tests
Maybe when those LSD tests
didn't pan out they dipped
into the leftovers.
into the leftovers.
This is serious.
Lyme disease is no joke.
I smell a conspiracy theory.
Remember folks. Check yourself for ticks
after a stroll through the grass.
It's a gas.
I can dig it.
Fluffy/Molly 39
Bryan/Cyndi 37
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Squirrels armed with nuts would be problematic.
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