Lily says

 Yesterday I was going to chase a skunk.  Lynn said if I caught it, a long hard bath would follow.

I don't always heed Lynn's threats, but when I do, baths are involved.  

Lily says

 

Bossy people are like dogs who bark at the wind.

Lily Observes

 

Some people are like a dog who chews the squeaker out of a toy

then keeps trying to make the toy squeak.

Lily Truisms

A person who holds a grudge is like a dog who keeps barking long after an intruder has gone.