OK. It wasn't cigs in the photo. What was POTUS holding in his hand?
Bryan?
A Dime Bag?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Fluffy?
An I pod?
Hostmaster: incorrect. Though it does seem likely that he'd want the Italian Prime Minister to hear all those speeches that he missed.
Cyndi?
The press secretary has more important
things to know about than what Obama
has in his hand.
Hostmaster: alrighty.
Molly?
Even when he is smiling, the
president looks crabby.
He's probably hungry.
He had some cookies?
Hostmaster: incorrect. Though the crabby part is correct, it seems to me.
Fluffy?
A mirror compact so he can
look at himself?
look at himself?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Cyndi?
This is so racist.
They never questioned
Bush this way.
Hostmaster: yeah, right. Bush was never questioned. Ever. But when he was, it was always respectful. Cuz he's white or something.
Bryan?
E cigarettes?
Hostmaster: incorrect.
You know, this isn't a joke.
Cigarettes are more addictive than
heroin.
So the President of the United States
feels he must deny his addiction?
feels he must deny his addiction?
No wonder he's crabby.
If e cigarettes weren't defamed,
regulated and taxed so much
maybe Obama could use this less
toxic alternative of nicotine.
At least until, you know, he's out of
office and isn't subject to the awful
scrutiny of the world.
Hostmaster: that makes too much sense, Bryan.
It is outrageous that we
are even talking about this.
There is so much rape and
injustice happening on college
campuses and we are talking
about Obama's personal life.
Cyndi's right!
We could be watching Mattress Girl's
performance art instead of speculating
on this piffling matter!
Since the White House is not likely to tell us what the president had in his hand, we don't know the answer. This round could go on forever. Let's end it.
There are no winners.
That is true in so many ways.
Round 36
Fluffy/Molly 16
Bryan/Cyndi 13
Special thanks to Misred and Sonny for their unintended assistance!
A pen gun?
ReplyDeleteIn light of the shenanigans going on in the Secret Service, POTUS better be carrying!
DeleteI think Cyndi could use a big bag of weed.
ReplyDeleteBig bags of weed may have played a role in making Cyndi what she is today.
DeleteYep. A really big bag of weed.
ReplyDeleteBig bags of weed might help explain Social Justice Warriors like Cyndi.
DeleteOMG ! OMG ! OMG !
ReplyDeleteI so love this post today.
Perfect !
cheers, parsnip
Thanks Parsnip!
DeleteMolly is right again--crabbiness is the culprit!
ReplyDeleteBryan's right; too much taxation. Give him a cookie.
ReplyDelete