Pop Culture Frenzy, Round 19

Welcome once again to Pop Culture Frenzy.   Here's our question.

A bicycle belonging to an associate math professor at Iowa Lakes Community College was repeatedly vandalized.  Who did it?
Fluffy?

 

A disgruntled colleague?

 

 

 

Hostmaster: incorrect.

Bryan?

 

 

 

A disgruntled student?

 

 

 

 

 

Hostmaster:  incorrect.

Cyndi?

 

 

 

 

 

 

A spurned lover?

 

 

 

 

 

Hostmaster:  incorrect.

Molly?

 

 

 

 

A squirrel?

 

 

 

Hostmaster:  Correct.  Some other professor came forward with a photo of the squirrel "attacking" the bike tires.

 

 

 

 

Another professor "came forward" with a photo? 

Sounds fishy.  I think Fluffy and I got it right.

  It was a disgruntled person.

The squirrel was hired to vandalize the bike,

 then was thrown under the bus, so to speak. 

 

 

 

 

Yeah!  But I still think it was a spurned lover!

  We all know who ugly failed relationships can get!

 

 

 

 

 

On the other hand, photos can be doctored.

  Perhaps the photo implicating the squirrel is a cover-up

for something even more nefarious.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Could be the real culprit was a
 former student/colleague/lover of the math professor,
further embittered because this associate

 animal behaviorist professor's

 life work has been foiled by uncooperative animals.
Darn elegant solution employing a squirrel for the hit!

 

 

 

 

Haha!  I can sort of relate to wanting

 revenge against uncooperative animals!

 

 

 

Is that a dig?

 

 

 

 

 

Perhaps it was a random attack.
This math professor guy was simply unlucky.

 

 

 

 

Or maybe the math professor is a dork and

 nobody likes him.  People can be cruel.

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe he was the only dork who rides his

bike to school.

 

It's probably a "hate" crime.
  Lots of people hate math!

 

Was the squirrel allowed to make a statement

 or did they convict solely on a photograph? 

 

 

 

 

 

The squirrel does not appear to have been

 given an opportunity to offer his side of the story.

 Meanwhile the math professor now

 parks his bicycle inside the building.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Round 19

Fluffy/Molly  9

Bryan/Cyndi   9