Hostmaster: Scientists have recently discovered a "facebook chromosome" in fire ants. What is a facebook chromosome?
Cyndi?
Well, ants are very social so they LIKE facebook.
Hostmaster: uh huh.
Molly?
Fire ants are looking to infest in new areas.
Social networking is one avenue they are
pursuing to increase their exposure.
Hostmaster: incorrect.
Fluffy?
The facebook chromosome tells the ants where they are in
the social order, such as drones vs queen?
Hostmaster: close. Bryan?
The facebook gene determines whether the colony has one
queen or several. The drones can tell who
the queen is, or are- if there are more than one, by smell.
Also the drone's ananomy, you know, his
penis, fits only in the correct queen.
He can't mate with a queen from a different colony
because his penis won't fit. It's like a key and lock.
Hostmaster: correct. This is the end of Round 6.
Round 6
Fluffy/Molly 3
Bryan/Cyndi 3
I don't like that facebook has become so sexualized.
This is was a very funny post.
ReplyDeleteHugs and chocolate,
Shelly
Too bad men aren't like fire ants.
ReplyDeleteI think I've learned more about ants than I would have expected to!
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