A plot to murder Justin Bieber has been thwarted! Why would anybody want to murder Justin Bieber? Molly?
He's the Canadian singer with the awful helmet hair, right?
Maybe the would-be killers were outraged hairdressers?
Hostmaster: incorrect? Bryan?
A guy with a tattoo of Justin Bieber on his leg was so distraught
that he couldn't attend Bieber's sold out show at Madison Square Garden
on account of him being in prison, he asked
his idiot nephew to kill Bieber. You know, the "if I can't
see my idol in concert nobody will" sort of crazy?
Hostmaster: hmm. Intriguing. Not incorrect but not correct either. Cyndi?
First of all, Justin Beiber has updated his look. Obviously, as he
is a man now, he has a manly hairdo. This change from tween heartthrob to
adult hottie is the real reason this misguided fan wanted to kill Justin.
You see he's, like, a pedophile and no longer finds
Justin attractive. It is sad and wrong all at the same time.
Hostmaster: So ends Round 5. Sadly and wrongly, you might say.
Round 5
Fluffy/Molly 3
Byran/Cyndi 2
Manly is not the word that leaps to mind to describe Justin Bieber's hair.
How about we call it neo helmet hair?
Bieber has a manly hairdo? Bieber couldn't look manly even with a butch cut!
ReplyDeleteVery funny!
ReplyDeleteBieber's running out of time before his audience is sick and tired of him... and when that happens, there won't be anyone who'll step in and become his audience.
Of course, by then, he'll be broke, with his managers stealing every cent he ever made...